“I’mma Take This One For The Team”

Yeah. That chick was nothing like this one. Click the picture for the song.

“Damn,” The Admiral said while looking across the bar. “That girl is hot.”

“Then go talk to her,” I replied.

“Her friend is a bigger girl, so you need to take the bullet,” he said.

“Do something about it, then,” I said. “When we’re talking to them, I’ll go about it.”

A few minutes pass until The Admiral gets the courage to approach. He finally walks over, begins talking, but I can see it’s not going that well.

I walk over, talk to someone else around them and saddle into a seat nearby, just chilling.

“Remember that time…”

He brings me into the conversation and like a good teammate, I introduce myself and focus on the bigger girl.

Now, she wasn’t that fat, but a bit overweight. If it was 1:59 and she was still around and the choice was to either bring her home, or beat my dick like it owed me money, I’d have her blow me in my car, then go home.

Once I began talking to her, I knew it was on if I wanted it. I didn’t.

He wasn’t getting anywhere — but the friend was all over me.

A friend of the girls rolls up and my friend’s target is concentrated on him. It’s not a boyfriend/girlfriend dynamic, but good friends.

The Admiral, still settling into who he is as a man, backs down.

I continue the conversation with the target’s girl friend after introducing myself to the guy, but The Admiral is backing away. He excuses himself to the bathroom.

Both girls want to go dance, but my buddy isn’t about it since the other friend interjected himself, so I pull back.

“It was nice meeting you guys,” I said. “Have a good night. We’ll probably see each other again.”

And that was that.

The Admiral didn’t kiss her or get a number. He was just there.

If I’m going to take a bullet, or charge, for the team, you better put some more effort into it.

11 Responses

  1. Meh I don’t even think you got “grazed” son, taking a bullet to me would be having to take her home and doing the do. You just had to wing it that’s all been there done that like last Saturday lol.

    1. Lmao you silly Solo.But you right.

    2. If you have standards, taking a bullet or charge is talking to the fatty. If it gets to the point where you might need to take her home, do just that — take her home. Then leave.

      1. Also if you have standards, it might be a good idea to apply them not just to women but also to venues. In my experience, the attractive woman nightlife population of any given city is a mere fraction of the city’s total attractive woman population. Don’t get me wrong – I love a night out on the town with the bros, but meeting women time is meeting women time and I see multitudes more women on the streets during the day than in any dark room with 4 walls.

      2. I hear you. Most men have blinders on bars and such.

      3. I agree with you and actually talk about it here http://thesoloist1.wordpress.com/2011/09/13/155s/

        The venue is critical personally for me no 1:55′s for 2012 I can’t do it lol. and yo Blaze I’m stepping up my standards son belive that hence Im OT to the gym

        chea!

  2. That beat to the song is hot as hell though, crazzzzzzzzzzzzy

  3. But what the hell was up with Admiral though!?

    1. Homeboy needs to get out of his head. He did all right Saturday night.

      1. Ok I guess he has some natural skills then.

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